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              46 exploits  
               One night in January while sitting at my computer, 
                I received a message through cyberspace from my 
                son Dan, an 18 year old freshman at Western Washington 
                U. He said, hey Dad check this out, it would be 
                so cool.(www.rallybc.com) 
               After perusing the site and all the old stories 
                about cars being picked up by logging bundlers, 
                and flipped rigs, I wrote back that he was out 
                of his mind. My experience with rallies was limited 
                to a high school club event in 1968, which consisted 
                of trying to follow a route using cryptic clues. 
                I remembered the cold November rain in an area 
                just north of Detroit, getting stuck in the mud, 
                walking to a farm house to borrow a shovel, and 
                after 8 or 10 hours arriving at the final checkpoint 
                long after everyone had packed up and gone for 
                the day.  
               Dan, whose experience with rallies consisted 
                of watching a few from the African desert on speedvision, 
                was not deterred. He enlisted his friend Luke 
                to be navigator and sent in an application. Meanwhile, 
                I secretly wished I could get the Friday and Monday 
                off from work and that Luke would change his mind. 
                First, Friday opened up, then Luke decided he 
                couldn't miss school. Now the idea became intense 
                and I bargained to be away for part of the day 
                Monday. Plans took shape and Dan and I arranged 
                to meet in Vancouver on Friday and drive up to 
                Cache Creek. We still had no clue. A friend of 
                mine who rallied in the early 80s recommended 
                rally lights (out of the question) studded tires 
                (no way), and few other details like a clipboard 
                and watch.  
               We managed the clipboard, a light that plugged 
                into the 12v outlet and a stopwatch in addition 
                to the triangle, tow rope, and fire extinguisher. 
                But no shovel. 
               After being hassled by immigration because I 
                didn't bring a birth certificate and grilled about 
                where I was going and what was a road rally, I 
                was allowed into Canada and met Dan. We had a 
                pleasant drive through Whistler, taking the back 
                way up to Cache Creek. Upon arriving at the check 
                in, we noticed that a foreign language was being 
                spoken. We picked up a few phrases having studied 
                the information available on the web site. After 
                signing in, we were given a paper and told to 
                get our car tech checked. We stood around in the 
                frigid night for about 30 minutes, until we were 
                next. At this point the sole inspector announced 
                it was time for a drink and he would do no more 
                checks that night. We figured he at least had 
                a legitimate reason, and headed for the local 
                pub. Dan, who was never questioned about his underage 
                status, and I had a few and went to sleep, still 
                having no real idea about what was going on.  
               We had our breakfast and got our tech check done. 
                We were impressed by how the cars were equipped, 
                and how we were not. Time for novice meeting. 
                Starting to have some idea but still in the dark. 
                The instructions were handed out and as I began 
                to take some notes, my pen quit. I had purchased 
                2 more at the local convenience store, opened 
                the pack and found out neither one worked. Started 
                to panic but found one sitting abandoned on a 
                table and continued to write. After the instructions 
                were complete, it was time to synchronize our 
                watch with the rallymaster's. I took out the newly 
                purchased stopwatch to find it had stopped functioning 
                completely, probably froze to death during the 
                night. More panic, I did understand that without 
                the exact time, nothing could be calculated. Dan 
                and I ran over the nearest quickie mart and found 
                a cheap digital watch in the showcase and for 
                $9.00, we were ready to roll. 
               Set the watch, grabbed the calculator, which 
                still functioned and to the best of my understanding 
                started calculating how long it should take to 
                get to each speed change and landmark. Now I know 
                why the time should be calculated in fractions 
                of a minute instead of seconds. Next moment of 
                panic. Does the first car start at time zero or 
                at 1 minute. I had done all the calculating based 
                on the first car at zero time. At the start I 
                figured based on when the cars in front of us 
                were leaving that I had it wrong and had to add 
                a minute to all the calcs. We didn't bother using 
                a factor for our odometer since we had only tenths 
                of a mile and it seemed as accurate as were going 
                to get.  
               Our time came, and 1 minute after the BMW2002 
                in front of us, we were off. After passing the 
                smashed pickup on the first stage, we noted that 
                the 325e behind us had caught us. We let him by. 
                I figured one of us was way off. Then a few minutes 
                later, car 48, a Toyota, came flying by. I was 
                concerned that I had really screwed up. We stuck 
                by our schedule. Much of the 2 days are a blur, 
                I remember fingers attempting to hit calculator 
                keys as the car jumped, and numbers spinning around 
                in my head. Often, my instincts as a father were 
                to tell Dan to slow down, despite being a little 
                behind in our times. Sometimes, though, I told 
                him to speed up. (not something many teenagers 
                hear from their parents). Just before the night 
                sections started on the first day, we managed 
                a 4-minute dinner at Subway, during which I combined 
                eating with more calculations. The night came 
                and Dan became awesome. With only the standard 
                beam headlights, (high beam didn't seem to be 
                beneficial), Dan guided, slid, and powered his 
                Impreza with precision. We found ourselves only 
                seconds off the ideal times at all the landmarks. 
                More importantly all 4 wheels stayed on the ground 
                and out of the ditches. Two stages from the end, 
                I felt like I had enough, but we arrived at Williams 
                Lake ecstatic that we made it through the day. 
                After a good dinner, decided not to wait for results 
                and went to bed.  
               Morning came quickly and when I went downstairs 
                found everyone pouring over the results. I found 
                it amusing when someone in the lobby asked if 
                anyone knew what time it was, realizing that everyone 
                knew the time within 1/100 of a second. When I 
                figured out what the results meant, I realized 
                we were in 2nd place in the novice 
                division, 70 points from first and 1 point ahead 
                of 3rd. Overall, 16th place. 
                I realized that one of the cars that passed us 
                on the first stage had arrived over 100 seconds 
                early at the next checkpoint.  
                 
              
 The route had changed somewhat from the printed 
                instructions, so we got the changes and started 
                calculating. I figured out that with enough time 
                I could calculate at what time we should be at 
                each mile instead of only the checkpoints. This 
                would give us much better speed modulation. Sure 
                enough, we started hitting the landmarks within 
                a few seconds. On the last, extremely difficult 
                stage over the slickest road, Dan caught the 2002 
                and the Saab in front of it at the same time. 
                We were at perfect time but could not get around 
                the Saab for almost 10 minutes.  
                   
                  
               By then, we were over 100 seconds down and saw 
                our score deteriorating. I convinced Dan that 
                there was no way to make up significant time this 
                late in the rally and just keep the car on the 
                road. We finished about 90 seconds down at the 
                next checkpoint, then cruised in and went on to 
                the Lake race track where I couldn't convince 
                Dan to let me have a turn at the wheel.  
                 
              
 When the results were posted, Dan went over to 
                check. When I saw that grin on his face, there 
                was no doubt what he had seen. The cars that were 
                1st and 3rd after the first 
                day were nowhere in sight. The win in the novice 
                division was nice, but there could have been no 
                better, more intense way for a father and son 
                to spend a weekend. The 2 hours of video footage 
                that we shot from a camera duct taped to the dashboard 
                will keep the memories alive. 
               Thanks to organizers, (there was no getting lost 
                this time), the sponsors and the Breazeale's for 
                the smoked salmon. It was fun meeting or at least 
                speaking with the other competitors and nice to 
                meet Satch Carlson whose columns I have enjoyed 
                reading in the BMW CCA magazine, Roundel. 
               We can't wait to come back. 
               Dan and Stu Fealk 
               Dfealk@yahoo.com 
               Sfealk@home.com 
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