Thunderbird 
              Rally 2001,   
              British Columbia, Canada.  Jamie 
                Thomas and John Felstead Car 29. 
               The 
                preparations  
               I arrived in the USA on Saturday 
                10th Feb to be met by Jamie at Seattle Airport 
                after 16 hours of travelling, I was very tired 
                and fighting my way through customs, trying to 
                explain why I was over was fun, not!  
               They were not making my life 
                easy at all. I don't think they quite understood 
                what a rally was and I didn't want to have to 
                explain how Jamie and I met, as that would certainly 
                blow their minds. 
               Anyway, after what seemed 
                an age of questions and bag searches they let 
                me through and I could finally meet up with Jamie.  
               We headed off down to Oregon 
                for the weekend to stay at some friends, so by 
                the time I stopped travelling I was pretty exhausted, 
                did I sleep that night.  
               Sunday was just what I needed, 
                I spent a few hours working on a Pro-Rally Subaru 
                then we hit the beach for a while, that was fun, 
                my first time in the Pacific, amazingly its wet 
                and salty.  
               Sunday night we headed back 
                to Seattle, about a 3-hour drive, Jet lag was 
                really kicking in then so I was grateful to be 
                at my home for the next 2 weeks. Thoughts then 
                went to the work we needed to do to Jamie's new 
                Impreza to get it ready for the rally.  
               The original plan on doing 
                the rally was to compete in Jamie's Legacy GT, 
                sadly that was destroyed on new years day so there 
                was a possibility we wouldn't make the rally at 
                all. We were both determined that we would though, 
                with Jamie's determination and my Rally Prep experience 
                I knew we could make it, nothing was going to 
                stop us, that's for sure.  
               Jamie had installed the DMS 
                rally suspension and skid guards to her brand 
                new Impreza before I arrived but we still had 
                spot lamps to make brackets for, mount and wire 
                in. We needed to get the snow tyres mounted on 
                some rims, map light installed, computer system 
                for the stage timing programmed and linked in 
                to the ECU, 110V inverter to source to power the 
                laptop, tow rope, warning triangle, fire extinguisher 
                etc to install, so plenty to do in 5 days.  
               As the car is Jamie's daily 
                driver it meant doing the work in the evening 
                so it left us very little time to play with. I 
                mounted and wired the final pair of spots on the 
                Friday morning, just 2 hours before we headed 
                off for Canada.  
               Having the spot lamp brackets 
                made was an adventure in itself; I went up to 
                Glenn Wallace's place to have a look at his Rally 
                car to get the dimensions from his lamp brackets. 
                These were Glenn's own design and look really 
                neat, only take 15 minutes to remove from the 
                car and you can't tell they were ever there. Great 
                simple design that works!  
               Richard Squire and I then 
                spent the next day trying to find a local machine 
                shop to make us a pair, that was quite a struggle 
                as the bends required needed some quality sheet 
                metal work to achieve. We had quotes for $65 per 
                bracket and we can have them next week! ermmm, 
                we need them like now!!  
               We finally found a shop in 
                down town Seattle who would make them as we waited; 
                the guy did them in 15 minutes! When I asked how 
                much I owed, as quite frankly I didn't care at 
                that point, I just wanted them now, he said as 
                I was an out of town visitor I could have them 
                for free, just buy him a beer sometime. Talk about 
                top US Hospitality. I am going back there this 
                week with a huge case of beer for that guy.  
               So I now had the brackets 
                made, I just needed to drill them, buy the mounting 
                bolts and spacers, paint them (Jamie wouldn't 
                let me just bang them on until they looked right) 
                and then get them on the car. I then wired up 
                the lights using some proper Hella wiring looms, 
                one loom per pair of lamps. Although we were tight 
                on time, nothing was bodged; we did the job properly, 
                which is the only way I can work, even if it means 
                it takes a few hours longer.  
               I was doing all this in sub 
                zero temperatures with a stinking cold in the 
                dark but we had a rally to compete in, I have 
                done this a hundred times before and no doubt 
                will do it again, its just something you have 
                to do if you really are keen to compete.  
               Very few people really understand 
                the effort required to go rallying until they 
                try it themselves. I have a huge amount of time 
                for any rally competitor because of the dedication 
                it takes.  
               So we now had the lamps sorted 
                out, I now needed to get the laptop computer loaded 
                up with some seriously trick rally timing software 
                Glenn and Richard had developed themselves and 
                the ECU wiring tapped into to give us a speed 
                trigger. To do this we popped up to Glens place 
                with the car and connected up the wiring, this 
                in the middle of a snow storm, this was turning 
                into one cold week!  
               Glen then gave me a 15-minute 
                crash course in running his software, which quite 
                frankly blew me away, it didn't all sink in but 
                the essential stuff did. It was fun just booting 
                the laptop as it is running the latest version 
                of windows from Microsoft, which isn't even released 
                for a few months; I wonder how we got hold of 
                that software?  
               So Friday lunch arrived rather 
                quickly, we were ready to set off for Canada.  
               Unbelievably Friday morning 
                Seattle was hit by the biggest snowstorm for years, 
                we had 9" of snow at Jamie's. The thought of having 
                to drive 500 miles to BC in that was not a fun 
                thought.  
               Amazingly once outside Seattle 
                the roads were completely clear so we managed 
                to set a great pace on our way north, we went 
                in mini convoy, Richard and Glenn in one 2.5RS, 
                Jamie and I in her Impreza 2.5RS. That made quite 
                a sight compared to all the American and Import 
                Cars on the road, 2 rally prepared Impreza's. 
                I doubt its something seen that often on US roads.  
               We made great progress and 
                arrived in Cache Creek, British Columbia around 
                7.30pm, half an hour early for first registration 
                so we booked into the hotel and hit the local 
                Bar for a quick pint. It was bloody freezing though, 
                just 10F degrees (-12C). Something I would get 
                very used to in the next couple of days.  
               After registration Richard 
                gave me another crash course in the timing software, 
                which I needed badly, then it was time for bed, 
                we would be up at 6.30am on the Sat Morning.  
               Day 1 - Leg 1  
               We started the day with tech 
                inspection which consisted of checking the car 
                was safe and all the requirements like lamps, 
                extinguishers, tow ropes etc were all in place. 
                We will be driving in some of the remotest, inhospitable 
                roads in Canada so we had to be prepared for if 
                things went wrong. We sailed through that and 
                it was nice to see that our car looked one of 
                the best prepped there.  
               We then completed the signing 
                on and received the rally decals and number squares 
                to apply to the car. Even that isn't an easy task 
                in 10F degrees, what would normally be compliant 
                sticky back plastic turns very brittle at that 
                temp, making it quite hard to apply without it 
                splitting.  
               We then had a novice drivers 
                meeting to go through all the rules and procedures 
                followed by the main drivers briefing where we 
                received the first days stage routes. These are 
                in the format of tulip diagrams and text instructions 
                telling us the required speed through the different 
                parts of the stage. We then had 30 minutes to 
                program the computer with all the instructions 
                before we had to set off for the first stage.  
               Richard and Glenn were running 
                car 1 and Jamie and I were car 29, this meant 
                I was on my own as I wouldn't see them all day 
                so I was a little nervous I would screw up the 
                computer system, I had only received 30 mins tuition 
                in something that takes years to master fully.  
               Jamie and I managed to program 
                in all the stages bar one before we had to leave 
                for the first stage, that took a lot of pressure 
                off getting most of the programming out of the 
                way.  
               We then had a 31Km road section 
                to stage 1; this is used as an odometer check 
                to set up the factor required to calibrate the 
                PC to the tyres. The PC was setup as default for 
                195/65 x 15 Hakka 10 studded snow tyres, we were 
                running 205/65 x 15 Hakka 1 studded snow tyres 
                so I was expecting the calibration to be out.  
               Sure enough, after the odocal 
                section the distance reading on the PC did not 
                match the true rally distance but I was buggered 
                if I could remember how to modify the calibration 
                setting, I was incredibly frustrated by this as 
                it was essential to get this bang on, otherwise 
                I could not give Jamie the accurate info she needed 
                to stay on the correct pace for the stage.  
               It's probably a good idea 
                to explain quickly how a TSD rally works. In the 
                stage instructions you are given the route through 
                the stage with Tulip diagrams, that is easy for 
                me to follow, I have used them since I was 17. 
                Unlike Special stage rallies however, you are 
                also given a set speed to attain through the stage, 
                this is known as the CAST, one stage may have 
                multiple sections of different cast's and it is 
                my job to tell Jamie whether we are bang on the 
                correct speed for that section, down to the 0.1 
                of a second. Also unlike a special stage, a TSD 
                stage has more than one time control and these 
                are hidden from the competitors, so its essential 
                you keep to the set speed all the way through 
                the stage. Now you imagine being given a set speed 
                to attain of 72km/h through ice and snow covered 
                hairpins with 1000ft drop just a few feet away, 
                it's not easy. What you find yourself doing in 
                some sections that have nasty bends is say 30km/h 
                but then having to make up the lost time by doing 
                120km/h plus where it is safe; it's a hell of 
                a challenge.  
                Teamwork is absolutely essential because I have 
                to make sure we don't go too fast or too slow 
                to the second through a stage that may be 120Km's 
                long. Just think about that, 120Km's of driving 
                accurate to the second; pretty amazing task on 
                tarmac, never mind snow and ice.  
               Anyway, back to the rally. 
               So I now am in the position 
                where I know my odo reading and therefore speed-reading 
                is out, but I cant think for the life of me how 
                to change this! I quickly worked out that the 
                calibration was 2% out so we set off through the 
                first stage with me trying to adjust the times 
                in my head by 2% from what the reading on the 
                PC told me. Headache, tense nervous headache!!!  
               On top of this I was reading 
                the instructions to Jamie, trying to help her 
                read the road a little as driving on snow and 
                ice was new to us both, read the tulip instructions 
                as to when a turn was coming (the stages had NO 
                arrows like a UK special stage) and try and work 
                out a way for us to communicate efficiently as 
                a team, this was the first time we had attempted 
                a rally together and it takes a little time to 
                gel as a team.  
               Things were going pretty 
                well for our first stage considering I was trying 
                to calculate what our true speed was in my head, 
                we then came upon a crashed truck driven by a 
                local who was driving against rally traffic, unlike 
                a special stage rally, all the stages were still 
                open to public traffic so the danger of a head 
                on was ever constant. Fortunately everyone was 
                OK and 2 competitors had already stopped at the 
                scene so we pressed on. The first stage was 44km 
                long called DEADMAN, great name to settle you 
                in gently, not!  
               About ¾ of the way 
                through we started to catch the car in front, 
                a Mazda 323 GTX 4x4 car driven by a rather experienced 
                crew so I thought, ****, I have my calcs miles 
                out as we shouldn't catch anyone so I asked Jamie 
                to back off and loose some time. I was so wrong 
                to do that, it was them that had screwed up, not 
                us, they were running too slow but I doubted myself 
                and so made a mistake. We completed the stage 
                intact and I was really pleased with the way Jamie 
                had driven, she had never taken her new car off 
                road before so was learning how it handled as 
                we went and she was doing a great job of it, never 
                taking risks but still getting it sliding where 
                it was safe to get a feel for the handling on 
                snow, it was a lot of fun to sit and watch her 
                work it all out. 
               At the first checkpoint we 
                were just 5 seconds off perfect time, so my brain 
                was working pretty well, but at the 2nd checkpoint 
                because I had asked Jamie to back off we were 
                30 seconds off, so at the end of the first stage 
                we had 35 seconds of penalties.  
               It was now essential I worked 
                out how to reset the Odo cal for the 2nd stage 
                if we were to stand any chance of a decent result. 
                I thought of a bodge to the software I could use 
                by editing an .ini file that held the default 
                calibration factor, so I modified this value by 
                2%, the problem was I didn't know if I should 
                go up 2% in value or down 2% so it was 50/50 whether 
                I would get this right for stage 2. It turns out 
                I chose the wrong way so instead of being 2% out; 
                I was now 4% out. *sigh*  
               We had a 84km transit to 
                the start of stage 2, even the transit roads were 
                ice and snow covered in the main, just on base 
                tarmac rather than forest tracks. The transit 
                roads have no timing to them; you just have to 
                ensure you are at stage start on time. Also unlike 
                a special stage rally, there is no one at the 
                stage start to count you off, it's up to the navigator 
                (me) to start us on time, as the first hidden 
                control could be just 100yards up the track if 
                they wanted.  
               The 2nd stage was 47km long 
                of more twisty snow covered roads, with 6 cast 
                changes, after about a mile I realised I had gone 
                the wrong way on my speed calcs so I was now trying 
                to work everything in my head but this time 4% 
                out, did my head hurt!  
               Again we caught the car in 
                front and I was convinced I had screwed up big 
                time so again I asked Jamie to back off, a big 
                mistake. We lost 97 seconds in that stage. Unfortunately 
                we didn't get any times till the end of the day 
                so I couldn't clarify the times.  
               At the end of the 2nd stage 
                I reprogrammed the Odocal factor again on the 
                PC and this time I got it spot on. I managed to 
                clarify its accuracy using the transit distances 
                to stage 3 so for the first time I was 100% confident 
                in what I was telling Jamie. Sadly by now we had 
                accumulated 132 seconds penalties which is very 
                frustrating as Jamie was driving absolutely to 
                my instructions, I was pretty amazed quite how 
                well she was driving, that side of the car had 
                no problems at all and I was enjoying being in 
                the car, watching her confidence grow as the miles 
                passed by.  
               The next transit was 34Km 
                long, not a lot happened except me clarifying 
                the PC accuracy was now spot on.  
               Stage 3 was 42km long and 
                about ¾ of the way through we caught the 
                Mazda yet again, this time I told Jamie to pass 
                the bugger as he is screwing up, I was convinced 
                100% I was right and they were wrong now. It was 
                amusing to watch this guy try and pull away from 
                us once they realised we were catching fast, they 
                decided to pull over and let us by after nearly 
                stuffing it big style trying to keep to our pace, 
                that made me giggle a little and gave me a lot 
                of confidence in Jamie's driving as she could 
                easily beat these guys without any dramas at all, 
                yet they were all over the place, we had the makings 
                of a good team I thought after seeing that.  
               Well, what a difference a 
                calibrated PC can make, in that 42km stage we 
                were exactly 1 second off perfect time!! 1 second 
                in 42km of snow and ice, that's pretty amazing 
                for a brand new team, I am really chuffed with 
                that stage.  
               We then had a 41km transit 
                to a petrol halt, filled up and were immediately 
                into the next transit section of 34km. The time 
                was now 5.25pm, we had set off at 11am and been 
                up since 6.30am and we still had 4 hours ahead 
                of us, this is proper Rallying, non of this daylight 
                WRC wuss stuff.  
               Stage 4 was 69km long with 
                8 cast changes, again another challenging stage 
                with some really fast sections followed by tight 
                and twisty sections, we passed an Impreza stuffed 
                into the snow, way off track after launching on 
                a snow bank, plus the Mazda 323 off on the other 
                side of the road at the same junction. We were 
                making great progress, staying within 1 second 
                for 99% of the time with relative ease and not 
                making any silly mistakes. We then came upon a 
                Range Rover that had rolled on a tricky downhill 
                series of bends; they were OK so we pressed on. 
                At the end of this stage we had been 0, 3, 0 and 
                7 seconds off perfect time at the 4 checkpoints, 
                again pretty impressive for complete novices, 
                which is what we were at this sport.  
               We then had a 22km transit 
                to the next stage start. We were now into a great 
                routine, working well as a team and having a great 
                laugh along the way. We must have been the coolest 
                rally team out on the road sections because we 
                went from one stage finish to the next stage start 
                with Jamie's Trance Music CD's blasting away as 
                we winded our way through the stunning scenery 
                of BC.  
               Stage 5 was a short and sweet 
                16km, I don't remember much happening in there 
                at all, we were again just 1 second off setting 
                a perfect time.  
               We then had yet another transit 
                of 12km to the start of stage 6 which was just 
                10km long, again we were 1 second from perfect 
                time. We were getting good at this stuff, Jamie 
                was driving with great skill and confidence now, 
                we were really getting into this.  
               We then had another transit 
                of just 5km then to stage 7, a rather challenging 
                51km.  
               Stage 7 was one hell of a 
                stage for us for one simple reason, the computer 
                power failed, I just couldn't believe it, we relied 
                100% on it for telling us distances for when the 
                turns were coming plus keeping our speed correct. 
                I made a mistake of not getting Jamie to reset 
                her trip meter on the dash, although inaccurate, 
                it would have given me some clues as to how far 
                in the stage we were. Well, it took me what seemed 
                an age to reboot the PC and then use a point on 
                the road book to recalibrate the mileage we were 
                at in the stage as the odo reading was a mile 
                out on the PC when it came back up, I used a cattle 
                grid that was marked on the stage book to recalibrate. 
                It was at this point I realised we were 3 minutes 
                down on time, Jamie had been driving blind for 
                quite a while whilst I tried to get the damn PC 
                working and we had dropped a huge amount of time. 
                Well all I can say is the next 10 miles were scary 
                as hell from where I was sat as Jamie drove superbly 
                to claw back those 3 minutes, unbelievably by 
                the last 2 time controls we were back to zero 
                time, we had a massive 72 second penalty for mid 
                stage though! What a bummer.  
               I had such mixed feelings 
                at the end of that stage because I was so disappointed 
                that the PC had screwed us up, at the same time 
                I was just chuffed to bits Jamie was capable of 
                clawing back such a huge deficit, if anyone ever 
                doubted that women can drive they should go sit 
                with Jamie because she is bloody good and shows 
                one hell of a lot of determination, I was impressed 
                and I have sat with some top national rally drivers 
                in my time in the sport.  
               Anyway, trance music back 
                on for just 5k's then it was time for the last 
                stage of day one. This was a fairly short 11Km 
                that we dropped just 2 seconds on. We then headed 
                off to Williams lake on the final transit of the 
                day, just 10k's to the hotel. It was now 9.30pm!!  
               We had a very welcome hot 
                meal, quick pint in the bar with some American 
                rally legends telling their stories like only 
                American's can. (I love the yanks, they make me 
                laugh so much with there open conversations) then 
                it was off to bed. Phew!  
               Day two  
               We had the 2nd day drivers 
                meeting at 8am, we were up at 6.30 am again to 
                make sure we had breakfast and were awake for 
                the days motorsport. The crash of the local on 
                day one had caused a few problems in that stage 
                which we were due to run again as the final stage 
                of the rally so the organisers decided to cancel 
                the last stage. This meant we had some major route 
                book changes to make plus we were started off 
                30 minutes later than originally planned so we 
                had to be very careful programming the PC with 
                the correct times and route instructions.  
               The first transit was just 
                30km so we decided to sit in the hotel car park, 
                finish the PC programming then make our way to 
                stage start. That meant I could relax and forget 
                about having to enter the instructions prior to 
                the stages.  
               We then tackled the first 
                stage of day 2, a 65km stage that was full of 
                huge exposures on tight hairpins of sheet ice, 
                now that was great fun to sit and watch Jamie 
                tackle, she really had a grip on it now, I had 
                absolute confidence in her abilities, I am just 
                glad that stage was on day 2 because it had some 
                incredibly dangerous sections. If we would have 
                gone off there, as Eric Carlson's codriver once 
                was heard to say, our cloths would be out of fashion 
                by the time we hit the bottom of the canyon. (Copyright 
                Satch Carlson, haha)  
               In the 4 checkpoints we set 
                0, 4, 0, 0 time penalties, pretty awesome numbers, 
                just 4 seconds off perfect in a very challenging 
                65km.  
               We then had a 30-minute brake 
                where we went and had a look at an amazing suspension 
                bridge over a beautiful frozen river in a canyon, 
                just breathtaking views.  
               We then tackled the mother 
                of all stages, 122km of the most diverse forest 
                roads you can imagine and in the thickest snow 
                of the whole event, this stage was going to work 
                us hard. The biggest memory I have of this stage 
                is when we were down 30 seconds, it was simply 
                impossible to stay on time, making that time back 
                up in deep snow over blind crests into sweeping 
                continuous flowing corners I think will live with 
                me for ever, it was the only time I thought we 
                were going off as the car had a mind of its own 
                at times, jumping from one rut to another in the 
                deep snow. Jamie fought that car all the way through 
                the really tricky deep snow section that lasted 
                a good 20 miles; I thought it would never end. 
                Absolutely fantastic stuff to watch, I wish I 
                could have just sat back and enjoyed it but I 
                was very busy on the road book and PC. The end 
                of the stage brought a big grin from us both. 
                Again we had set some great times, for the whole 
                of day 2 we had just 29 seconds of penalties. 
                If day 1 had not had the issues with the PC calibration 
                and power loss we would have finished well inside 
                the top 10, we actually finished in 17th overall 
                out of 57 entries. I am pretty sure we were the 
                highest placed first timers on the rally even 
                with our problems; I don't think you can ask for 
                more than that.  
               The competitive rally was 
                now over, the fun certainly wasn't though. Whilst 
                the organisers worked out the results we were 
                all sent off to play Ice Racing on a frozen Lake. 
                Now that is a laugh. I got to drive Jamie's RS 
                for the first time on the Lake, my first ever 
                experience of LHD with a manual shift was on the 
                start line for the Ice Racing Track, nuts or what? 
               We then had the prize giving 
                which meant we didn't leave Cache creek till 7pm, 
                we then had a long drive back down to Seattle, 
                I got the 3rd degree from the US customs yet again 
                on my way back into the USA, god knows why? We 
                arrived back in Seattle at around midnight. Now 
                that is what I call doing a rally, brilliant stuff!!  
               It seems Jamie and I made 
                a great team, I would love to come back over and 
                do another event with her because I think we would 
                be very competitive. I need to find us a sponsor 
                to pay for a few days off work for me to let me 
                do that I think. Any offers?  
               I would just like to end 
                on some thanks, firstly to Jamie for agreeing 
                to compete in this Rally with me, especially after 
                the loss of her Legacy, to get a new car ready 
                so quickly shows what huge character she has, 
                I am so chuffed to call her one of my best friends, 
                she is very special.  
               Also a huge thanks to Glenn 
                Wallace for all the help in getting the spotlamps 
                sorted and especially the computer software, absolutely 
                amazing stuff Glenn.  
               Also, thanks to Richard Squire 
                for putting such a crazy idea in my head on last 
                years Network Q Rally over a beer or 5. It's real 
                easy to talk about doing this stuff but never 
                actually carrying it through, thanks to everyone 
                who helped make it become a reality. 
               Finally to the Organisers 
                of the Rally, thank you for running a great event 
                and allowing a Brit to enter. I'll be back! 
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