You might be a Rallyist if:

• If you have pace notes for a few different routes to work and back home.
• If you actually use the pace notes.
• If you spend time telling your spouse why they should have a roll cage in their family sedan/stationwagon/etc.
• If you have roll cages in all your vehicles and think everyone else should do the same, just because its a good idea.
• See an accident on the way to work and yell "How about putting a triangle out!"

• See a cop with a radar gun hiding in the weeds and think "Observation Control"
• Have an ever-present muddy spot in the street in front of your house.
• Walk past cars in a parking lot and look at the tread pattern on the tires.
• You think ArmorAll means installing bash pans.
• You think "cumming early" is a good thing.
• You think pin striping is done with a tree branch.
• You think "keep the shinny side up" means roll the car because the only shiny thing on your car is your bash pan.
• You think "wash the car" means you have to seal all the electrics first.

• You think "internet" means your intercom.
• You think "connectivity" means your intercom.
• You think "speech recognition" means your intercom.
• You think "binary code" means to two decimal places.
• Your office chair is covered in road dust.
• You can't hear because your ears are full of road dust.
• You can't see because your corneas are scratched from road dust.

• You KNOW you will beat Buffum's 11 national titles.
• Your wife says "Take a left at the corner", and you yell "Where? In twenty? In thirty?"
• You can't understand why bridges have guardrails.
• That red light in your mirrors means you are being caught by a rally car, so speed up!
• The thought of racing slicks gives you diarrhea.
• You think a flat tire means don't stop until the next traffic light.
• On a date you think "Do you have protection?" means, did you bring your helmet?

• You think "Bitchn' tuck and roll" means something other than seat covers.
• You think you can never have too many spare wheels and tires.
• You think everyone has spare control arms in their garage.
• You think "She is having twins" means she is buying a Twinmaster.
• You think a "relay race" means driving to your nearest parts store for another headlight relay.
• Your rear-end puckers when you hear someone talking about lowering their car.