RATE YOUR GIMMICK RALLYEMASTER
In each category circle
the statement that best describes the Rallyemaster.
A RALLYEMASTER ABILITY
1. Written 10+ great creative rallyes.
2. Written 3-4 good fun rallyes.
3. Run 50+ rallyes, is still a novice.
B SPELLING ABILITY
1. Always has perfect spelling and grammar except
for affect/effect.
2. Realizes at least the Route Instructions must
be spelled correctly.
3. Thinks you should have to 'buy a vowel'.
C INTELLIGENCE
1. Interfaces with computers.
2. Can operate a photocopier.
3. Swears at Walkman.
D MEMORY
1. Remembers to order trophies a month before
the rallye.
2. Remembers to put up coursemarkers the day before
the rallye.
3. Is printing the General & Route Instructions
at the start.
E COOPERATION
1. Expects his/her workers to, 'just show up'.
2. Expects the club to provide him/her with trophies
and CP signs.
3. Expects the prechecker to write the critique
for him/her.
F SIGNS
1. Makes sure all signs are very visible, and
have reflective tape.
2. Makes sure no street signs are hidden by trees.
3. Makes excuse "Those signs were there last
year!"
G SANITY
1. Knows anything not specifically prohibited
in the GIs, some idiot will
try on the rallye.
2. Thinks "Don't violate any laws" in
the GIs should cover any problem.
3. Thinks "The rallyemaster is always right"
or "Our answer final" in the
GIs will prevent protests.
H PRE-CHECK
1. Makes all changes requested by the prechecker.
2. Says: "I should have made the change the
prechecker demanded."
3 Asks: "What's a precheck?"
I PROTESTS
1. Policy is: If it isn't perfect, rescore all
cars.
2. Policy is: If it isn't obvious, just gives
it to the protester.
3. Policy is: How did the protester handle MY
last protest?
SCORING - Add up the numbers
you have circled and compare to the following:
8 or
less - You still can't add!
9 -
13 - Excellent, have 'em write a championship
rallye.
14
- 18 - Good, let him/her try another local Rallye.
19
- 23 - Ok, how about asst. rallyemaster on a rallye
school.
24
- 27 - Qualified for Corvette gimmick rallyemaster.
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