RATE YOUR TIME, SPEED, DISTANCE  RALLYEMASTER

    In each category circle the statement that best describes the Rallyemaster.

    A RALLYEMASTER ABILITY

                1. Written 20+ great rallyes, has won 100+ rallyes.
                2. Written 2-3 good rallyes, has won 20+ rallyes.
                3. Run 20+ rallyes, found the finish twice.

    B SPELLING ABILITY

                1. RIs and GIs always have perfect spelling and grammar.
                2. Occasionally misspells the name 'Rengstorff'.
                3. Thinks Traffic Light is spelled S I G N A L.

    C INTELLIGENCE

                1. Holds PhD in Logic and Semantics.
                2. Thinks and talks in Basic.
                3. Thinks digital watches were a dumb idea.

    D MEMORY

                1. Remembers to remind CP crews, the day before the rallye.
                2. Remembers to pick up trophies an hour before the rallye.
                3. Shows up ready to run, asks who wrote today's rallye.

    E COOPERATION

                1. Thanks his/her workers, knows it couldn't be done without them.
                2. Listens to suggestions from pre-checkers.
                3. Hollers at scoring crew while eating pizza and drinking beer.

    F SPEEDS

                1. Speeds set in econobox, minus 10 mph.
                2. Speeds set in sport coupe, plus 5 minute pause.
                3. Speeds set in Lamborghini, bonus for being early.

    G TIMING

                1. Latest electronic timing, gives you + or - .05 of a minute.
                2. Old Mickey Mouse watches, lets you argue for 2-3 second
                correction.
                3. Times to nearest .001 of a minute, with a sun dial.

    H PRE-CHECK

                1. Flies in Nationally known rallyeist at own expense.
                2. Has kid brother check it out.
                3 Looks at map, figures the off course loop ought to work.

    I PROTESTS

                1. Policy is: If it isn't perfect, the leg goes.
                2. Policy is: If it isn't obvious, then just flips a coin.
                3. Policy is: No bribe, no protest.

    SCORING - Add up the numbers you have circled and compare to the following:

        8 or less - You still can't add!
        9 - 13 - Great, have 'em write a National Course Road Rallye.
        14 - 18 - Good enough to write a Tour Rallye.
        19 - 23 - Ok, let him/her try another local Rallye.
        24 - 27 - Didn't he/she write the Road Rally Regulations?